no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
