My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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