you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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