walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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