If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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