We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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