Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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