You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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