i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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