how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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