Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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