But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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