Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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