help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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