You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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