32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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