I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
