i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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