you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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