Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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