Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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