I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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