Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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