Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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