Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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