who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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