we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
