Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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