i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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