ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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