oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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