and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
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