He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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