I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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