If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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