There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
accomplished twins. life is a go
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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