Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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