if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
These tits shall not be calmed
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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