where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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