Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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