Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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