My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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