I puked a lego.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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