there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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