i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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