Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I would fuck him just for his dog
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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