Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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