Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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