lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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