I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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