So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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