i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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