There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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